The Second Rumpole Omnibus by The Second Rumpole Omnibus

The Second Rumpole Omnibus by The Second Rumpole Omnibus

Author:The Second Rumpole Omnibus [Omnibus, The Second Rumpole]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2012-02-01T18:13:32+00:00


Whatever may be said about the equality of the sexes, there is still something about the nature of women which parts the average man almost entirely from his marbles. Faced with most problems, both Erskine-Brown and Ballard might have proved reasonably resolute. When the question concerned a moderately personable young woman, they became as clay in the potter's hands. These thoughts passed through my mind as I lay in bed that night staring at the ceiling, while Hilda sat at the dressing table in night attire, brushing her hair before coming to bed.

'What are you thinking, Rumpole?' she asked. 'I know you, Rumpole. You're lying there thinking about something!'

'I was thinking,' I confessed, 'about man's attitude to the female of the species.'

'Oh, were you indeed?' Hilda sounded deeply suspicious.

'On the one hand the presence of a woman strikes him with terror!'

'Really, Rumpole, don't be absurd,' Hilda said severely.

'And fierce resentment.'

'Is that what you were thinking?'

'And yet he finds her not only indispensable, but quite irresistible. Faced with a whiff of perfume, for instance, he is reduced to a state bordering on imbecility.'

'Rumpole. Are you really?' Hilda's voice had softened considerably. The room became redolent with the smell of lavender water. Hilda was spraying on perfume.



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